Get Your Databases Ready for the Holidays with Datavail!

We ensure peak performance and availability. Datavail can perform an immediate assessment followed by remediation, tuning, and 24×7 support for your database environment. So, you can sleep easy the night before the holidays.

And, we are giving away Sleep Number pillows to ensure a good night’s sleep! The first 5 people to book a meeting to discuss an assessment or prepare with proactive 24×7 database support, get their choice of Sleep Number pillow. Dream of sugar plums while your data is safe with us!

‘Twas the night before the holidays, and all through the land,
Databases were stirring, under skilled admin’s command.
The servers were humming with data so bright,
In hopes that no glitches would arise in the night.

The load balancers twinkled with requests aglow,
Ensuring each user had a fast way to go.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a spike in transactions, a holiday cheer.

With a few well-timed queries, as smooth as a sail,
I knew in a moment, it must be Datavail.
More rapid than eagles, the DBA’s they came,
And they whistled and shouted, and called them by name.

Now, Oracle! Now, SQL Server! On, MySQL and PostgreSQL!
On, MongoDB! On, Db2! On MariaDB and Cassandra! Let the data flow!
To the top of the cluster! To the backup wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

Their eyes—how they twinkled! Their skills, how merry!
Their code was so clean, it was almost scary!
Their droll little mouths drawn up like a bow,
And the code that they wrote was perfectly low.

A wink of their eye and a twist of their head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
They spoke not a word, but went straight to work,
Optimizing queries; oh, they were no shirk.

I heard them exclaim, as they drove out of sight,
“Happy querying to all, and to all a good night!”
With databases prepped and running so steady,
I knew the holidays would be joyous and ready.